Chris & Morty Wormhole Tee

Step into the multiverse of history with the Chris & Morty Wormhole Tee — a Founders Threads original that warps time, truth, and the tale of “discovery.”

In this remix of reality, Chris isn’t sailing across the ocean — he’s falling through a wormhole of revisionist history, dragging the myths of empire and conquest into a new dimension. Morty, ever the reluctant witness, just wants to know: “Why do we keep celebrating being lost?”

This tee isn’t about nostalgia. It’s about narrative correction.
It’s for those who understand that Columbus didn’t “discover” anything — he disrupted civilizations that already thrived. And yet, through centuries of storytelling, we’ve been taught to call it exploration.

The Chris & Morty Wormhole Tee reclaims that timeline, flips the perspective, and asks:
👉 What if the truth had its own portal?

Founders Note

History doesn’t just repeat — it reboots.
The Chris & Morty Wormhole Tee is a reminder to question who gets to write history and who gets erased from it.
From the Atlantic voyage to interdimensional portals, “discovery” only matters when it leads to truth.